"Why, the purpose of the computer is video games," answered Pangloss. Elaborated he, "The purest form of the computer is one in which every layer, from the hardware, through the operating system, to the highest-level dynamic libraries, is an open-source platform, and all of this capped by a closed-source video game."
Queried Candide, "Why are all the best video games Windows-only then?"
"Because to the average user, Windows is a video game," replied Pangloss.
Candide then resumed minimizing and un-minimizing windows on his mac.