Sunday, May 21, 2017

Hunger Strike

Our authors have gone on hunger strike.  If we abruptly stop posting one month from now, this may be why.  Please tell your friends so that we can end this quickly.

Thursday, May 18, 2017

Everything you believe is fact. Everything you think they know.

Always carry a gun.  That way, once you figure out the universe actually IS just the way you like it, you can kill yourself quickly before you figure something else out.

Cows may be stupid, but they can be dizzyingly taolike.

Thursday, May 11, 2017

More about Magic numbers

A highly common lucky number is 7.

Like I mentioned in an earlier post, 2 can be a potent magical number.  The reasoning behind this statement is that 2 sets up a pattern.  One may then look for the next occurrence of the pattern, and if it never comes, they are left with a question.

P.S. Why is 7 considered lucky? Can you find any other lucky numbers?

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

One way to tell what masonic level somebody has reached is by looking at what numbers they consider to be lucky, and which ones unholy or ill omes.

Somebody is Somebody's Bitch

If you are writing in a Turing-complete language, then from the end user's perspective the program is a black box that can hog system resources.  If you are writing in a non-Turing-complete language, then from the programmer's perspective not all meaningful programs may be written.  Either way, somebody loses.

Tuesday, May 2, 2017

Politics is what words mean.

The Healthy Specimen

I am Officer Dave Ripley with the Uptown Police Force, how can we help? Well, my family hasn't spoken to me in over a month and I'd like to know if they are okay. First I would like to know you yourself are alright; can you quickly tell me what what street we are on? Yes. What street? Doty. Good, what city are we in? Middleton. Okay - and do you have any feelings of harming yourself or others? Honestly yes, sometimes. Why has your family not been speaking to you? Because of some things I said on Facebook. I see; you seem agitated right now, may we take your blood pressure? Sure. Do you have a job? I work at Pro Pro Health Surance Pro. What do you do? Sales associate. Your blood pressure readings are quite high, we should probably run a blood work, it is almost instant. Go ahead. Any friends at work? No, I just landed the job. How do you like it? It's good. How often do you take sick leave? Almost never. Hmm, these levels are abnormal too; we should go to the hospital for a more thorough test. I really don't want to be poked and prodded at the hospital, I'd like to talk about my family. Well, you called 911 and told us that you want to harm yourself, so we cannot leave you; you should come to the hospital for a more thorough screening. All right, let's go.