Sunday, May 21, 2017

Hunger Strike

Our authors have gone on hunger strike.  If we abruptly stop posting one month from now, this may be why.  Please tell your friends so that we can end this quickly.

Thursday, May 18, 2017

Everything you believe is fact. Everything you think they know.

Always carry a gun.  That way, once you figure out the universe actually IS just the way you like it, you can kill yourself quickly before you figure something else out.

Cows may be stupid, but they can be dizzyingly taolike.

Thursday, May 11, 2017

More about Magic numbers

A highly common lucky number is 7.

Like I mentioned in an earlier post, 2 can be a potent magical number.  The reasoning behind this statement is that 2 sets up a pattern.  One may then look for the next occurrence of the pattern, and if it never comes, they are left with a question.

P.S. Why is 7 considered lucky? Can you find any other lucky numbers?

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

One way to tell what masonic level somebody has reached is by looking at what numbers they consider to be lucky, and which ones unholy or ill omes.

Somebody is Somebody's Bitch

If you are writing in a Turing-complete language, then from the end user's perspective the program is a black box that can hog system resources.  If you are writing in a non-Turing-complete language, then from the programmer's perspective not all meaningful programs may be written.  Either way, somebody loses.